Digitized Beggars !

I know.. you all must be eagerly waiting for my next post (I know none of you...., but all this keeps me motivated to write something new... something weired... something which can be read ! after all we all are vellas!)... here it goes...

You all know.. recession time has hit hard us all specially those who graduated this year!. No jobs.. no offers... all dreams shattered... and only frustration all around... but still, we find a way to keep ourselves happy... let our friends be kool!.

Everyone is listening to each other... motivating them to keep patientce... no bad bites... helping each other all the time... hoping that everyone wil see a silver lining through the black clouds very soon. Positive line being... 'Everyone unites in times of setbacks'.

I was dreaming the last day and found a great idea to keep me in good shape. I laudhed, and wanted you all to smile at it. Its weired (its yucks!), its of no use... but see the height of madness, what one may think of in such a bad time. Yaar kya karein, ye naukri ki bhook hai !

Now, the idea... 'Digitizing' the Beggars - a new revolution !

Yes, you hear it right... see the kind of revolution, when all beggars (including us...) will be equipped with a small steel bowl with a tiny screen plus a card swipe and a few buttons to key in the Visa pin. We digital beggars will be Visa & Master Card ready. No need you cannot pay us cash... we accept all sorts of plastic money. Very well suited corporate beggars ! wow... What an insight. Here come a traffic signal, and a well suited corporate figure attacked the car owners to beg for a few bucks out of their 'plastic wallets'. And this is not all... we digital beggers will be following a code of conduct. And, our rule says, every transaction is accountable. We'll give receipts for all donations made to us.

Aah!, we'll beg for big bucks. Now with raising salaries and no more jobs, its an ideal stop for us. No registration, no interviews... just buy one 'Digital Katora' and start earning. All your marketing skills will be judged, no one can fire you... and earning has no limit ! - What an idea sir... ;)

These ugly looking beggers are now going to courts to take stay on us, for the kind of hi-fi competition we had introduced in front of them. They will soon stop begging and as a result, our India will be free from ugly looking beggers. We all will be begging at all places. Our empire will be global. Our partners will spread all across... be it religious places, traffic signals, offices, Railway stations... We will rule the world.

And soon, Mumma waken me up... its gud morning, son!. I thought... ohh! one more chance went into dreaming. Anyways... idea was great to laugh upon. I would love to hear from you all... what all wierdo you are thinking these days ??? share them along in the comments section. I will be glad if anyone can compete with me in wieredness ! ;)

Love u all!